Terms of Use

My Last Smoke Break ("the app") is operated by Smooth Rock Media LLC, a Wyoming limited liability company. Using the app means you accept these terms.

What the app is — and isn't

The app is a smoking tracker with a deliberately rude sense of humor. It is an entertainment and self-tracking product. It is not a medical device, medical advice, therapy, or a treatment program, and it makes no health claims. For medical advice about quitting smoking, talk to a doctor.

The tone — you're opting in

The app insults you on purpose. Its notifications and messages are harsh, profane, and dark by design — that is the product. By creating an account you consent to receiving them. If that stops being what you want, turn down the intensity, turn off notifications, or delete your account — all available in the app.

Age

The app is for adults and is rated 18+. You confirm you're 18 or older when you sign up. If you're under 18 and smoking, put both down.

Your account and data

Keep your sign-in method to yourself; you're responsible for activity on your account. Your data is handled as described in the privacy policy, and you can delete your account and all data at any time (how).

Purchases

The app costs $20, paid once. No subscription, no renewal, no free tier. Payment on the website goes through Stripe, and we never see or store your card number. The purchase belongs to your account, so signing in with the same account on another device or a future app-store version of the app does not charge you again. Refunds: this is twenty dollars for a program that expects you to smoke today. If it is not for you, email [email protected] within 14 days of purchase and a human will refund it, no questions. After 14 days, no refunds. If you bought it through an app store, that store's own refund process is open to you too. Nothing here limits refund rights you have under the law where you live.

No warranty, limited liability

The app is provided "as is," without warranties of any kind, including any promise that you will quit smoking. To the maximum extent the law allows, Smooth Rock Media LLC's total liability for any claim related to the app is limited to the amount you paid for it. Nothing in these terms limits liability that cannot lawfully be limited.

Acceptable use

Don't abuse the service: no attempts to break, overload, reverse-engineer, or misuse the app or other people's data. We may suspend accounts that do.

Changes

If these terms change, the date above changes with it, and material changes will be noted in the app. Continued use after a change means acceptance.

Indemnity

If your use of the app, or your breach of these terms, causes a claim against Smooth Rock Media LLC, you agree to cover the reasonable costs of that claim.

Disputes: arbitration and no class actions

If we have a dispute, we both agree to try to settle it by email first for thirty days. If that fails, the dispute will be resolved by binding individual arbitration administered by the American Arbitration Association under its Consumer Arbitration Rules, and not in court, except that either side may bring an individual claim in small-claims court. You and we each waive the right to a jury trial and the right to take part in a class action. You may opt out of this arbitration clause by emailing us within thirty days of first accepting these terms.

Where the app is offered

The app and its web store are offered to residents of the United States. We may add other regions later, and these terms will say so when we do.

Governing law and contact

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wyoming, USA. Questions: [email protected].