OVER LIMIT
A word, before the jokes resume
Dept. of Lost Causes • No. 90
YOUR LUNGS & YOU
smoke show!!
Day — of 90
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I'M GOOD
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This pamphlet is not sympathetic. Side effects of quitting include: money, breathing.
Patient Intake Form
Form 1970-B • Chronic Cases Division
— or the old-fashioned way —
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Patient History Questionnaire
Form 1970-C • For Personalization Only
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